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What goes “Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh!”? Santa stuck in revolving doors 
The captain comes on the PA on a flight across the pond on the 24th: “Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve lost engine number one so we will be arriving 15 minutes late in New York.” A few minutes later, he announces they’ve lost number two engine and that they are looking at an hourlong delay before their arrival. Wouldn’t you know, they lose engine number three too! Two hours late! One of the passengers chirps up, “I hope we don’t lose that last engine! We’ll be up here all ruddy night!”
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